- If I were any more single, I'd be a fraction. :)
- Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: Same thing.
- Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does????
- Keyboard, A device for entering mistakes into a computer.
- Some men inherit money, some earn it, and some are lawyers.
- If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
- Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
- Me and Jenny goes together like peas and carrots. ~ Forrest Gump
- You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
- I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is beautiful throw the apple away!
- World Population Rank: 1. China 2. India 3. Facebook 4. USA 5. MySpace 6. Indonesia 7. Brazil 8.Twitter
- You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. ~StepBrothers
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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